THE GRAPES OF VERDUN.

The Old Fox. "YOU DON'T SEEM TO BE GETTING MUCH NEARER THEM."

The Cub. "NO, FATHER. HADN'T WE BETTER GIVE IT OUT THAT THEY'RE SOUR?">[


His Fiancée. "He had very bad luck. He was knocked over by a ricochet."

Her Aunt. "Really? I didn't know the Germans had any native troops fighting for them."