De Mortuis....
"Tired of this much worn physical life Chief George Moshesh bursted the bands of morality as under Tuesday, November 2nd."
South African Paper.
"Tenders invited for alterations and additions to the late Mr. Waata W. Hipango, Pitiki, are hereby cancelled."—New Zealand Paper.
Neighbour. "And how does your son like his training?"
Proud Mother of Recruit. "Oh, he's very happy. But he says they do take him very long walks."