RESOLUTIONS.

I will not breakfast in my bed

With downy cushions at my head;

That would be very wrong—and so

Away the eggs and bacon go!

I will not read in bed at night

And burn the dear electric light;

Nor buy another costly hat;

Oh no! I'm much too good for that.

But I will rise before the dawn

And weed and cut and roll the lawn;

My border I will plant with veg,

Abundantly from hedge to hedge.

And all the day I'll practise thrift

And no more happily will drift

In deeper debt, as once, alas!

—But what an awful year I'll pass.