Another Impending Apology.
"Pigs.—Live Stock Mem of Mark. No. 10.—Alderman ——."
Live Stock Journal.
"God be with Lord Hardinge wherever he may be, whatever may be his sphere of service, for we fear we shall not look upon his like again."
"It is in this atmosphere of hope and confidence that Lord Chelmsford takes up the mantle of the Viceroyalty."—Times of India.
Not for the first time the attempt to welcome the coming and speed the parting guest in the same breath has failed to turn out quite happily.
"Evidence was given that the pig, which was introduced in a revue at the Metropolitan Music Hall, was kept at the back of the stage in a crate in which it could not turn or stretch itself ... Mr. Paul Taylor said he was glad the case had been ventilated."
The Times.
So, no doubt, was the pig.
Instructor. "Gunnery, gentlemen, is an exact mechanical science. Everything is done by rule——"
Ex-Actor. "Then where does my personality come in, Sir?"