BEHIND THE SCENES IN CINEMA-LAND.

"Hop it, Leander! The Hellespont's down at the other end of the tank. This end's 'Fun at Flounder Beach.'"

"The Great Song of a Britisher is—

'There's No Place Like Home.'

Stay at ——'s Hotel,

And you'll Sing it and Realise it."—South African Paper.

"The mere selling of an article is a simple matter, but keeping the customer sold is our principal aim."—Advt. in West Indian Paper.

First Novice. "Would you mind my passing, please?"

Second ditto. "Not at all—not at all—if you don't mind using me as the handrail."