PROTECTION FROM BURGLARS.
FOR IDEAL AND OTHER HOMES.
and the patent protective stair-creak recorder is set to the right key—
and the passage spring-trap adjusted to a nicety—
Having seen that the front-door burglar alarm-gong is in working order—
arrange your barbed-wire-entanglement rug—
you can just give a look at the mechanism controlling the burglar chloroform shower—
and your synchronised window-catch warning system geared properly—
and go to bed.
fix your interior bedroom-door defences—
run through your jiu-jitsu exercises according to chart—