Another Irish Problem.
"Tuesday next, I may explain, is Belfastese for Tuesday next, and means to-day."—Daily Paper.
Generosity at the Grocer's: "Provided you get one bad egg from us, we will on your returning it give you two for it."
From an engineer's letter:—
"We are exhibiting ——'s Patent Nibbling Machine at the Laundry Trades Exhibition."
We have often wondered how our collars get those crinkled edges.
"The club before declaring at 5 wickets had put up a formidable score of 341, Major Ireland making 434 and Capt. Green 127.
Capt. M.A. Green, stpd. Mistri b. Evan 27 Maj. K.A. Ireland, c. & b. Bignall 134 Newnham, b. Evans 4 Lieut. Foley, b. Evans 4 Maj. Englefield, b. Powers 22 Lieut. Cambon not out 15 Extras 35 Total for 5 wickets misdeclared 341 Egyptian Gazette.
| Capt. M.A. Green, stpd. Mistri b. Evan | 27 |
| Maj. K.A. Ireland, c. & b. Bignall | 134 |
| Newnham, b. Evans | 4 |
| Lieut. Foley, b. Evans | 4 |
| Maj. Englefield, b. Powers | 22 |
| Lieut. Cambon not out | 15 |
| Extras | 35 |
| Total for 5 wickets misdeclared | 341 |
| Egyptian Gazette. | |
We thought from the start that something was wrong.
The Rector. "Very nice, Mrs. Brown. Very creditable indeed. But personally I consider the marrow a much overrated vegetable, apart, of course, from its decorative value at harvest festivals."