CHRISTMAS NUMBERS.

After a Very Old Nursery Model.

One, two, crimson and blue;

Two, three, treaclyness free;

Three, four, gilding galore;

Four, five, bogies alive;

Five, six, spectres from Styx;

Six, seven, angels from heaven;

Seven, eight, big "extra plate";

Eight, nine, wassail and wine;

Nine, ten, pencil and pen;

Ten, eleven, commercial leaven;

Eleven, twelve, "high-art" shelve;

Thirteen, fourteen, pictures of sporting;

Fifteen, sixteen, ghost-stories, fixt een;

Seventeen, eighteen, advertisements great in;

Nineteen, twenty, profit in plenty!


"WHEN A MAN DOES NOT LOOK HIS BEST."—No. 5.