AN UNDERGROUND SELL.
First Passenger. "They say they've put on Detectives 'ere, to catch Coves as travels without Tickets."
Second Passenger. "'Ave they? Well, all I can say is, I can Travel as often as I like from Cannon Street to Victoria, and not pay a'Apenny!"
Detective. "See Here Mate; I'll give you Half-a-Crown if you tell me how you do it."
Second Passenger (after pocketing the Half-Crown). "Well,—when I wants to git from Cannon Street to Victoria without payin'—I walks!"