Friendly Lead for the Owner of "Ladas."
The Nonconformist Conscience, which doth mark Poor Primrose with the ire of an apostle, Will probably consider it a lark To see swift Ladas beaten by a Throstle. Accept the omen, Rosebery; turn 'cute hedger; And try the Bethel blend of "Saint" and "Ledger."
The Plea of the Party Scribe.—It is said that "upright writers" avoid scrivener's palsy or penman's cramp. Perhaps so. But then there is so little demand for upright writers!