THE LOST CHRISTMAS PRESENT.
Maid (to postman delivering long-delayed parcel). "WHAT IS IT?"
Postman. "LABEL SAYS, 'WILD DUCKS,' BUT THEY'RE 'UMMING-BIRDS NOW".
Maid (to postman delivering long-delayed parcel). "WHAT IS IT?"
Postman. "LABEL SAYS, 'WILD DUCKS,' BUT THEY'RE 'UMMING-BIRDS NOW".