A Short Way with Lecturers.
"To-morrow the Central Methodist Mission will celebrate the anniversary of its rescue and social work. The Sisters of the people are to take part in the morning service, and in the afternoon Mr. —— is killed for an address on 'The Social Outlook.'"—Sydney Daily Telegraph.
The Kaiser to Ferdinand:—
"I have begged your Majesty to accept the dignity of Prussian Field-Marshal, and I am with my Amy happy that you, by accepting it also in this sense, have become one of us."—Irish Paper.
German Empress, to her husband: "And who is Amy?"