An Aid to Genuflexion.
"The Rev. ——, minister of —— U.F. Church, was yesterday presented with pulpit robes, hassock, hood and cap by his congregation."—Scotch Paper.
"Schools of cokery are being 'snowed' under with applications,"—Evening Paper.
We ourselves call almost every day to ask for more cokery.
Employer (who has given his foreman a ticket for Pianoforte Recital). "AND HOW DID YOU ENJOY THE MUSIC LAST NIGHT?"
Foreman. "I WAS A BIT DISAPPOINTED, SIR. 'E WASN'T 'ARF AS GOOD AS MY YOUNG FLORRIE. WHY, 'E PLAYED THERE FOR CLOSE ON TWO HOURS, AND NEVER ONCE CROSSED 'IS 'ANDS."