LONG MEMORIES.
"I remember," said a veteran of nineteen, "when there was a hansom at the stand at the corner."
"Oh, that's nothing," said a venerable spinster of twenty-one. "I've been, to dances with a female chaperon where there was no smoking on the stairs, and some people danced a thing they called a 'tango.'"
"When I was working on the land," resumed the first speaker, "I had a day off and went to lunch with people close by. The man who sat next me was a judge and asked me what an 'old bean' meant."
"Oh, cut it out!" interposed an aged matron who had not hitherto taken any part in the conversation. "When I was born there was no Daily Mail, when I went to school I was taught to play the piano with my fingers, and when I married people hadn't begun to 'jazz.'"
A NEW GAME OF BAWL.
"An open howling handicap will be held at Talleres, F.C.S., next Sunday."
Standard (Buenos Ayres).
"At a meeting of the newly-formed British and Allied Waiters', Chefs' and Employees' Union the president said that one of their main objects was to stop enemy aliens from spoiling their business. They must do this themselves."—Daily Paper.
And some of them, it must be admitted, have been making considerable efforts in this direction.