THE ICONOCLAST.
Sir Alfred Mond. "I'M SORRY TO HAVE TO DISTURB YOUR MAJESTY, BUT, OWING TO THE SHORTAGE OF SITES—"
George III. "SHORTAGE OF SIGHTS, INDEED!"
[It is understood that a number of London statues, including that of George III. in Cockspur Street, are to be removed by the Office of Works to make room for new ones.]
Heavy Father. "Put your 'at on this minute, Sir. Do you want to catch your deathercold?"