"QUITE ENGLISH, YOU KNOW."

President Cleveland (to Columbia). "WILL YOU ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THIS YOUNG LADY?"

Chorus.

Trade Chambers may vote, Tory delegates cheer

(They're sure to, you know; quite sure to, you know);

But "Fiscal Reform" won't fool many, I fear,

Who're English; wise English, you know.

Columbia, may I present my young friend?

She's English, I know; quite English, I know.

I don't say adopt her; I do say—attend,

Though she's English, you know; quite English, you know.

At any rate deign to vouchsafe her a smile,

I fear my Republican friends she will rile;

But she may prove a friend, though she comes from the Isle

That's English, you know; quite English, you know.

Chorus.

The things I have said 'tis high time you should hear,

In English, you know; plain English, you know.

So let me present this young lady, my dear,

Though she's English, quite English, you know!