"HOME, SWEET HOME!"

(New Version, by a Much-Worn-out M.P.)

"The welcome cry, 'Who goes home' sounds like a melancholy dirge through the rapidly-emptying lobbies."—Mr. Osborne Morgan, M.P., in the "Nineteenth Century."

Midst clauses and paragraphs though we may roam.

Be it ever so dirge-like, there's no cry like "Home!"

A charm undefined seems to hallow it there,

After Tanner's loud shindy and Conybeare's blare.

Home! Home! Sweet, sweet "Home!"

Be it ever so dirge-like, there's no cry like "Home!"

An exile from office, I will not complain,

Give me only my calm "beauty sleep" once again;

The birds singing sweetly at dawn be my lot

To hear, not loud torrents of partisan rot.

Home! Home! Sweet, sweet "Home!"

Be it ever so dirge-like, there's no cry like "Home!"