WEEK BY WEEK.
Wednesday.—Mr. Punch appears. Up and out early. Rejoicings. Banquets to Mr. Stanley generally.
Thursday.—Old Half-Quarter Day, New Style. Anniversary Dinner, at the Goose and Serpent, of First Night Theatrical-Wreckers' Club. Mrs. Snooks' Dinner, to meet Mr. Stanley.
Friday.—Nothing particular, except meeting Mr. Stanley.
Saturday.—Close time for Salmon in Serpentine begins. Mrs. Nemo's first dance with Mr. Stanley.
Sunday.—Everyone in Hyde Park to meet Mr. Stanley. Rev. Dr. Honeyman's Sermon to Mr. Stanley. Museums closed. Flowers open, free.
Monday and Tuesday.—Much as usual. To meet Mr. Stanley.
General Forecast.—Weather unsettled at first. More so afterwards. N.E.E. Gales to meet Mr. Stanley. Snow, followed by violent Cyclones, unless dry, warm, and 91° in the shade. Depression over the whole of the British Dominions.
Wednesday.—Depression entirely relieved by appearance of Mr. Punch. Rejoicings all day. Squibs, Fireworks at night. In the evening, Somebody meets Mr. Stanley.