An Appropriate Amendment.
Seeing how extremely difficult it is to get a complaint listened to at almost any post-office, we think the old simile "As deaf as a Post" might very suitably be altered into "As deaf as a Post-Master."
| BEFORE | AND | AFTER. |
| "Vell, Summons me! I ain't a going to take Sixpence! You call yourself a Gentleman, I s'pose?" | "O! Don't Summons me, Sir! Consider my poor wife and children, there's a kind Gentleman." |