FAS AB HOSTE DOCERI.
A leading journal says that the Czar, in calculating upon crushing Turkey, "reckoned without his host." Rather, we should say, he reckoned upon his host; but a few more defeats, and Nicholas will be driven to the solitary reckoning in question, and be unable to discharge the shot.
The Dearness of Bread.—A Political Baker attributes this to the war in Turkey, for he says "it is all owing to the rise in the (y)East."
The Last Job for the City.—Having tolled every thing else that they can the civic body have now only to toll their own knell.
Master Tom (to Old Lady who is very nervous about fire). "It's all right, Granma! My candle is out. I'm only smoking my Usual Weed!"