POETRY FOR THE PEACE CONFERENCE.

To preach a bully peace

Would I don a suit of drab,

With a white cravat and a broad-brimmed hat,

And rely on simple gab?

Oh no! my friends, not I;

I'd buckle sword on thigh;

And also a pair of pistols wear,

And keep my powder dry.

Of small avail are words

Alone, with headstrong foes;

But they go for much when they are such

As can be maintained by blows.

So, if policeman meet

With brawlers in the street,

At the word to be gone they won't move on,

Till he his truncheon shows.

With despots if we plead

By diplomatic notes,

Best speeds our pen when we show most men

In blue and scarlet coats.

Most regiments of the brave,

Most fleets upon the wave;

Let the style be bland, but strong the hand

That begs them to behave.

To charm vindictive rage

In warlike rival's breast,

It is well to preach in the softest speech

If at peace we wish to rest.

But arm meanwhile!—enlist!

Draw gauntlet upon wrist;

And in friendly grasp he soon may clasp,

And shake your doubled fist.