Something really New.
Q. What Member of the present House of Commons has really made himself a new name in the country?
A. The Member for South Essex—who spells his name Smijth. We have met with Smiths in thousands before, and know a few Smithes, and have been introduced to Smyths and Smythes by the hundred; but never, in our whole existence, do we recollect having ever met with a single Smijth! It's grand! How noble the simple introduction of that j makes it! But we wonder how the servants pronounce it at an evening party?
