The Peaceful Mood.
(As gone through by a real Member of the Peace Society.)
I shall, and will, fight
Thou shalt, and wilt, fight
He, or she, shall, and will, fight
We shall, and will, fight
You, or ye, shall, and will, fight
They shall, and will, fight.
[To be repeated as often as the probability of a War springs up.
Plain upon the Face of it.—Many persons are led by their vices as there are many who are led by their noses: but there are a far greater number who follow both without any leading at all.
Another Dietetic Rule of Conduct.—Never to send a servant out on an errand after dinner, but always a little before. It is extraordinary how very quick, in the latter case, he (or she) will return.