THE NEW ART

(With apologies to Rossetti)

BY CORINNE ROCKWELL SWAIN

THE cubist damosel leaned out

From a neurotic heaven;

Her face was stranger than the dreams

Of topers filled at even:

She had four facets to her nose,

And the eyes in her head were seven.

Her robe, concrete from clasp to hem,

Six angles did adorn,

With a white parallelogram

For trimming neatly worn:

Her hair rose up in pentagons,

Like yellow ears of corn.

It was a post-impression house

That she was standing on;

While maudlin quadrilateral clouds

O’er mystic gardens spun,

And three denatured greyhounds ran

Circlewise round the sun.

“I wish that they could draw,” she moaned,

“Nor throw such fits as this;

Souza-Cardosa, and the five

Who love weird symphonies:

Fiebig, Picabia, Picasso,

D’Erlanger, and Matisse.”

She smiled, though her amorphous mouth

Was vague beyond her ears;

Then cast her beveled arms along

The rhomboid barriers,

And shedding asymmetric plinths,

She wept. (I heard her tears.)