FOR THE HOME COMING

Before meeting his wife and family at the station a wise man will put his house in order for the home coming. A pleasant way of doing this is to give a house-cleaning party. Divide your party into the Sweepers, the Dusters, the Scrubbers, and the Dish Washers, giving each group proper utensils and offering a prize for the best results. Let the party begin at midnight, after a pleasant dinner, and at about 2 in the morning the police will probably come in and finish cleaning the place up. Dairy Hint:
Most dairymen find a separator useful, but it is not absolutely necessary. To separate milk most effectively, keep away from the pump.
SUNDAY
MONDAYWm. Tell born. Some persons do not believe the Wm. Tell story. What Tell do they believe?
TUESDAYPublicity brings its own reward.
—Winston Churchill et al.
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY
FRIDAYRobinson Crusoe born. Crusoe was the first victim to get a long term on the Island.
SATURDAY
JANUARY
A man's a man for a' that—there is in it.