SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD
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Why a pretty ankle makes a "rubber-neck."
Why a Kentucky "Colonel" is a "good Judge."
Why chorus girls and lobsters always go together.
Why a Grass-widow objects to a raking over.
Why real pains from little champagnes grow.
Why there is no "Midway" on the straight and narrow path.
How a man can be "half-seas-over" on land.
Tale of a Tank
High-ball Sad fall. Big head 'Nuff said. | Muck-rakes will not be popular with trusts or officialdom,but much sought after by literateurs. |
| SUNDAY | |
| MONDAY | (1906) Great excitement in County Cork. Handy Skinegie bit off a piece of the Blarney stone before delivering his address on "How I hate to be rich." |
| TUESDAY | (1925) Atlas seeks to retire from supporting the world. American-Journal-Examiner put at his service. |
| WEDNESDAY | |
| THURSDAY | |
| FRIDAY | (1906) T. Roosevelt began publishing a series of short stories in the Congressional Record. |
| SATURDAY | |
| JANUARY | |
| A punch in the bowl is worth two in the face. |