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Now is a good time to think
about having your last summer's
suit and hat cleaned and fixed
up to last another season. You can
stand at the window and look out at
the snow, and think about this to
your heart's content. This probably
will warm you to such an extent that
you will save a bit on your coal bill.
How to Handle a Muck-Rake
The owner of a muck-rake should
first get a magazine to keep it in.
This practice originated with Laws
Tomson, the celebrated Norse Berserker.
Select your muck and rake it diligently
until you find a large, fat
check; then leave that pile and begin
on another.
WEATHER HINT—It's a nil wind that doesn't blow.
| A Bad Sign:
"All Drinks Spot Cash."
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