RAISING CORN

Great care should be exercised in raising corn, especially the variety Johnus Barleycornicus. This may be raised with either hand. Some superstitious agriculturists believe in the efficacy of a simple incantation to be used in the act of raising this variety, such as "Here's how!" "Over the hot sands!" etc. This kind has never been known to fail in getting to a head. "Kernels" of Barleycorn originated in Kentucky.Pest Note:
If troubled with Junebugs try sweeping the cobwebs out of the attic; if troubled with aunts close up the house and go to the country.

SUNDAY
MONDAY(390 B.C.) Rome saved by the cackling of geese.
(1905) Reputations ruined by the cackling of Alexander and Hyde.
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY(1906) T. Roosevelt decided to write no more magazine articles, except for the Congressional Record.
THURSDAY
FRIDAY(1876) Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone.
(1877) American Humorists invented the telephone girl.
SATURDAY
JUNE
Many a woman prefers a love of a hat to the love of a husband.