Not so Mad After All.
Physician—Your husband is quite delirious and seems utterly out of his mind. Has he recognized anyone to-day?
Wife—Oh, yes. He called me a dragon this morning, and he constantly speaks of the governess as an angel.
—Boston Beacon.
Amateur Contortionist—Now, Billy, when I goes in this barril, you just turn it over and I'll come out the other end.—Judge.