Where Hens Are Useful.
A dozen eggs will get you a yard and a half of gingham at the Cadmus Grange store next week. They have secured an immense line of summer ginghams; in fact, more than they have room for, therefore this unparalleled offer. "The early bird catches the worm."
—La Cygne Journal.
To forget a wrong is the best revenge, particularly if the other fellow is bigger than you.
—Liverpool Post.
Miss Birdie—Is this the place where you recover umbrellas?
Clerk—Yes'sum.
Miss Birdie—Well, I wish you would recover mine. It is a real new one, with a crooked handle, and some one stole it from the Church last Sunday night.
—Chicago Liar.
There is now not a single justice on the Supreme bench of the United States—they are all married.
—Madelia Times.