| | Page |
| Two Letters and a Dedication | [5] |
| Introduction | [17] |
| Breaking Into the Writing Game | [27] |
| Settling the Corset Problem of This Country | [39] |
| How to Tell a Butler, And Other Etiquette | [47] |
| Defending My Soup Plate Position | [57] |
| Helping the Girls With Their Income Taxes | [69] |
| The Greatest Document in American Literature | [77] |
| Prospectus for “The Remodeled Chewing Gum Corporation” | [87] |
| Inside Stuff on the Total Eclipse | [99] |
| It’s Time Somebody Said a Word for California | [111] |
| Promoting the Oceanless One-Piece Suit | [121] |
| Warning to Jokers: Lay Off the Prince | [131] |
| Spring Is Here, With Poems and Bath Tubs | [141] |
| My Ford and Other Political Self-Starters | [151] |
| Wilson Could Laugh at a Joke on Himself | [159] |
| A Job With the James Family | [171] |
| Let’s Treat Our Presidents Like Human Beings | [181] |
| What With Fruit Juice and Consomme, It Was a Wild Party | [193] |
| What We Need Is More Fred Stones | [203] |
| One Oil Lawyer Per Barrel | [217] |
| Another Confession in the Oil Scandal | [227] |
| The Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth | [237] |
| Well, Who Is Prunes? | [249] |
| Politics Getting Ready to Jell | [261] |
| Two Long-Lost Friends Found at Last | [269] |
| They Nominated Everybody But The Four Horsemen | [279] |
| In the Midst of a 7-Year Hitch | [287] |
| “Will Rogers, Jr.” Reports the Convention
For His Father, Worn Out By Long Service | [297] |
| Roping a Critic | [305] |
| “The World Tomorrow,” After the Manner of Great Journalists[A] | [313] |
| Settling the Affairs of the World in My Own Way | [323] |
| A Skinny Dakota Kid Who Made Good | [333] |
| Taking the Cure, By the Shores of Cat
Creek | [345] |