91. ATHLETIC NURSE
Young Wife—"Why, dear, you were the stroke oar at college, weren't you?"
Young Husband—"Yes, love."
"And a prominent member of the gymnastic class?"
"I was leader."
"And quite a hand at all athletic exercises?"
"Quite a hand? My gracious! I was champion walker, the best runner, the head man at lifting heavy weights, and as for carrying—why, I could shoulder a barrel of flour and—"
"Well, love, just please carry the baby for a couple of hours, I'm tired."