Shwine. Aw, was! es konnet! Grick mol dy dinta no will ich mol for en awfung den daufshein rum ducktera. ( Yokle exit. ) So wite is es ortlich goot. Finf dausend for mich und—( Enter Yokle. )

Yokle. Ich hob evva yusht so older dinda. Dee Sallie hot bessera, ovver ich kon seller net hendig greega.

Shwine. ( Takes out pen and alters figures. ) So! now guk mol dort! Sell doots bully. Now will ich der duckter Fraud nuff shicka. ( Both exeunt. )

Scene III.

Y. Brownschweiger’s living room again. Granny Aunshitz in her arm-chair, troubled with a cough. Sallie dusting furniture. Looks out of window.

Sallie. Es shtupt en buggy for der deer. ( Looks again. ) Sis so gwiss der duckter and seller Shwinefelt widder. Wos for business hut seller karl do, wunner ich? Ich will hoffa see hen zunacht gessa. Ich will hite net noch mul kocha. Ich bin getired. ( Enter Shwinefelt and Dr. Fraud. )

Dr. Good evening, Miss Sallie! Is der dad net dahame?

( Shwinefelt nods, etc. )

Sallie. Yo, er is noch in der shire. Ich will em roofa. Nemmt eich sits. ( Exit. )

Dr. ( Loud. ) Wee mochts by eich ols, grosmommy?