IRIS. Well, it’s rather important. Are you ready, Jack? (Taking JACK’S hand) We have discovered——
JACK. Once, finally and for all——
IRIS. That Jack Chillingham——
JACK. Né Broxopp——
IRIS. Cannot paint.
JACK. He cannot paint.
JACK and IRIS (together). He cannot, cannot paint.
NANCY (knowing what it feels like). Oh, Jack, what a disappointment for you!
BROXOPP. How did you discover it, boy?
JACK. By regarding my latest masterpiece in a dispassionate light. You ought to have seen it, Dad. It was called “The First Meeting of Henry V. with Katherine of France.”