IRIS. I sat for Katherine.

JACK. She also stood for Henry V. I wish you had seen her as Henry V.; it would have been a surprise for you.

IRIS. I was jolly good.

JACK. It was going to be my Academy picture. That [84]was why I chose that subject. It was the dullest I could think of. Unfortunately, when I had finished it, I regarded it in a dispassionate light, and—(frankly) it was rotten.

IRIS. Very rotten.

JACK. Very, very rotten.

NANCY. Oh, poor Jack! I understand how you must have felt.

JACK. Well, then, we put our heads together.

IRIS (leaning her head against his). Like this.

JACK. And decided that we were taking your money under false pretences.