As for the blank lines, wife is certain to come in sooner or later, and we had better put that down, supported by life (“What a life!”), and knife or strife. There are no other rhymes, except rife, which is a useless word.

We now hold another parade:—-

Terumti—umti—umti—umti—wife,

Terumti—umti—umti—umti—flat;

Teroodle—oodle—oodle—What a life!

Terumti—oodle—umti—oodle—cat (or drat);

Teroodle—umti—oodle—umti—knife (or strife);

Where have they put my hat?

All that remains now is to fill in the umti-oodles, and I can’t be bothered to do that. There is nothing in it.

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