"If I cannot work my revenge upon the principal author of my injury, I will upon his children, relations, or friends."—Kelly.
If I come I maun bring my stool wi' me.
For, as I am not properly invited, there will be no seat allotted to me.
If "ifs" an' "ans" were kettles an' pans there would be nae use for tinklers.
"Were it not for 'if' and 'but,' we should all be rich for ever."—French.
If I had a dog as daft, I wad shoot him.
Signifying that mischievous or silly doings should be put a stop to.
If I had you at Maggy Mill's house, I would get word about wi' ye.
Used when, in argument or dispute, a man has not a proper opportunity to defend himself.
If I hae done amiss, I'll mak amends.