If I live anither year, I'll ca' this fern-year.
If I'm no kind I'm no cumbersome.
If it be a faut it's nae ferlie.
Or, it is no wonder, as any other result should not have been expected.
If it be ill it's as ill rused.
"Spoken of those who discommend what we have."—Kelly.
If it can be nae better, it's weel it's nae waur.
If it sair me to wear, it may sair you to look at.
A pertinent reply to those who find fault with a person's dress.