And, in the frenzy of his exultation, Roderick leaped high again into the air, turned seventeen somersaults in succession, and, alighting upon my nose, danced a wild Highland fling of triumph and defiance.
It was certainly very plausible—as plausible, at least, as any argument that I had heard in support of the theory that Bacon wrote Shakespeare's Plays. I was almost persuaded: then a difficulty occurred to me.
"But," I said, "Drummond of Hawthornden was not born till 1585, and some of Shakespeare's Plays appear to have been produced before 1593."
"Well," answered the Spirit, carelessly sticking his sword into my nose and sitting on it, "what has age to do with genius? Has not another poet said, 'He was not of an age, but for all time'? Besides, the Scottish are a precocious people and byordinar'. And furthermore, who told you that Drummond was born in '85?"
"English history says so."
"English history!" answered the Spirit, with a sneer; "try Scotch."
"But," I still objected, "if Shakespeare wrote nothing, why did Ben Jonson, who knew him well, praise his wit and his 'gentle expressions, wherein he flowed with that facility that sometimes it was necessary he should be stopped'?"
"Well," said Roderick, "and who said that Shakespeare wrote nothing? I only said he did not write Shakespeare's Works. But he wrote other poetry—poetry which everybody knows—poetry as familiar in every child's mouth as butterscotch. There is nothing finer of its kind."
"It is strange," I muttered, "that I have never heard of it."
"What?" cried the Spirit, "never heard of 'Little Jack Horner'?