“Th' Dropper could do him wit' a wallop,” the friends would consolingly return. “He'd swing onct; an' after that there wouldn't be no Johnny Spanish.”
The Round Back Rangers—it was, I think, the Round Backs—gave an outdoor racket somewhere near Maspeth. The Dropper took Alma. Both were in high, exultant feather. They danced, they drank, they rode the wooden horses. No more gallant couple graced the grounds.
Cheese sandwiches, pig's knuckles and beer brought them delicately to the banquet board. They were among their friends. The talk was always interesting, sometimes educational.
Ike the Blood complained that certain annoying purists were preaching a crusade against the Raines Law Hotels. Slimmy, celebrated not only for his slimness, but his erudition, declared that crusades had been the common curse of every age.
“W'at do youse know about it?” sourly propounded the Humble Dutchman, who envied Slimmy his book-fed wisdom.
“W'at do I know about it?” came heatedly from Slimmy. “Do youse think I ain't got no education? Th' last time I'm in stir, that time I goes up for four years, I reads all th' books in th' prison library. Ask th' warden if I don't. As to them crusades, it's as I tells you. There's always been crusades; it's th' way humanity's gaited. Every sport, even if he don't go 'round blowin' about it, has got it tucked somewhere away in his make-up that he, himself, is th' real thing. Every dub who's different from him he figgers is worse'n him. In two moves he's out crusadin'. In th' old days it's religion; th' Paynims was th' fall guys. Now it's rum, or racin', or Raines Hotels, or some such stall. Once let a community get the crusade bug, an' something's got to go. There's a village over in Joisey, an,' there bein' no grog shops an' no vice mills to get busy wit', they ups an' bounces an old geezer out of th' only church in town for pitchin' horse-shoes.”
Slimmy called for more beer, with a virtuously superior air.
“But about them Paynims, Slimmy?” urged Alma.
“It's hundreds of years ago,” Slimmy resumed. “Th' Paynims hung out in Palestine. Bein' they're Paynims, the Christians is naturally sore on 'em; an' so, when they feels like huntin' trouble, th' crusade spirit'd flare up. Richard over in England would pass th' woid to Philip in France, an' th' other lads wit' crowns.
“'How about it?' he'd say. 'Cast your regal peepers toward Palestine. D'you make them Paynims? Ain't they th' tough lot? They won't eat pork; they toe in when they walk; they don't drink nothin' worse'n coffee; they've got brown skins. Also,' says he, 'we can lick 'em for money, marbles or chalk. W'at d'youse say, me royal brothers? Let's get our gangs, an' hand them Paynims a swift soak in behalf of the troo faith.'