Yes, if y’ like.
MR PERKINS
Well, I’ve ’eard tell as women aren’t honest like men and now I know it.
MRS PERKINS
’Ow do I know you’re honest?
MR PERKINS
I’ve never took a thing in my life. I’ve a record, ’aven’t I?
MRS PERKINS
I dessay. I dunno. I won’t give it up. I won’t. I won’t. So there!