MR PERKINS

’Ow can y’ ’elp it?

MRS PERKINS

I’ve sat there darnin’ and mendin’, waitin’ and dozin’ till I’m tired. I’ve never ’ad a go at anythin’. The chanct ’as come.

MISS PERKINS

I did think you were honest, Ma.

MRS PERKINS

Honest! It’s ours.

MR PERKINS

’Ow can it be?