MRS PERKINS

’Oo’s is it?

MR PERKINS

Why! That Grand Cham’s.

MRS PERKINS

An’ ’ow did ’e get it? ’E’s a tyrant. ’E stole it off some nigger. Now it’s come to me. It’s mine. It’s mine as much as anyone’s. It’s come like a miracle.

MISS PERKINS

But you can’t keep it.

MR PERKINS

Y’r ma amazes me.