Hang by the heels the Czar until he’d weep

His shoes full; load the sanguinary deep

With battleships until ’twould overwhelm

The seaboard cities of their monkey realm;

Encumber it with wrecks and floating carcasses!

ROOSEVELT:

That programme is more strenuous than Marcus’s—

Hanna, my master. He would never dare

To twist the tail of the fierce Russian bear.

I’m big enough to tackle any brute!