[Exit Roosevelt.]
HAY (solus):
I too am quite a sizable galoot.
POST MORTEM
The President. Miles, Commander of the Army. Root, Secretary of War. Loeb, Private Secretary to President. Hull, Chairman of Committee on Military Affairs. An Orderly.
ACT I
Headquarters of the Army.
MILES (in bed):
What ho, there! orderly—I say, I say!