The king said: “Yes, I know, but you dont do no fightin.”
The captin he said: “The drummer he knockt the bugler silly only jest yesterdy, the 1st sargent has a black eye most of the time when he isnt drunk, and I punches the corples head my self, quite frequent.”
But the king he said: “That aint enoughf, you got to go and thrash the fellers army which is a kingin on the other side of the boundry. If you suckceed in piercin his lines I will make you a earl.”
So they marched away with banners a flopin, and a long time after werd the king got a letter from the captin of soljers, and the letter said:
“Dear Madgesty,
After a good deal of skilful manoover I have pierced the enemys lines without a man killed, but the number of missin is considerable. In fact, my whole army is missin. I guess it is about where it was when I begun for to move on the enemys works single handed, but I dont know. You neednt make me a earl, for the king over here has made me a duke.
Yourn for Progresiveness,
Hop Sing.”
FISH
MY sisters young man he said: “Johnny, di ever tell you about Jony and the wale?”