Long—Perhaps it would have been better. The newspapers have learned about it. As I entered there were seven hundred and fifty correspondents outside the door!

Root—The Navy Department is ever liberal in its estimates.

Long—I’ll swear there are not fewer than a dozen; you saw them yourself.

Root—Not I. I entered by way of the chimney.

Hay—It is useless to try to conceal our movements; they learn everything.

Long—It is to be hoped they will not learn the purpose of this Conference.

Hay—That will depend on your discretion; mine is unquestionable.

Root—Is the door locked?

Hay—Sure, and the keyhole stuffed. We are absolutely inaccessible to the curiosity of the vulgar.

Long—Blast their tarry——