My first’s a dirty little brute,
My second’s at the end on’t;
My third, like many an honest man,
Is on a fool dependent.

Pig-tail.

Why does the lightning turn milk sour? Because it doesn’t know how to conduct itself.

Why was Eve made? For Adam’s Express Company.

What are the most disagreeable articles for a man to keep on hand? Hand-cuffs.

Which one of the Seven Wonders of the World are locomotive engines like? The coal-horses of roads (Colossus of Rhodes).

Why is a judge’s nose like the middle of the earth? Because it’s the center of gravity.

Do you know what the oldest piece of furniture in the world is? The multiplication-table!

An old maid’s laugh—he! he! he!