Which is the smallest bridge in the world? The bridge of your nose.
What is the most difficult river on which to get a boat? Arno, because they’re Arno boats there.
What poem of Hood’s resembles a tremendous Roman nose? The bridge of size (sighs).
Why is conscience like the check-string of a carriage? Because it’s an inward check on the outward man.
I seldom speak, but in my sleep;
I never cry, but sometimes weep;
Chameleon-like, I live on air,
And dust to me is dainty fare?
The nose.
What snuff-taker is that whose box gets fuller the more pinches he takes? The snuffers.
Why are your nose and chin constantly at variance? Because words are continually passing between them.
Why is the nose on your face like the v in “civility?” Because it’s between two eyes.