You eat it, you drink it, deny who can;
It is sometimes a woman and sometimes a man?
A toast.
When is it difficult to get one’s watch out of one’s pocket? When it’s (s)ticking there.
What does a salmon breeder do to that fish’s ova? He makes an egg-salmon-nation of them.
Why does a salmon die before it lives? Because its existence is ova (over) before it comes to life.
Why is a man who never lays a wager as bad as a regular gambler? Because he’s no better.
My first may be to a lady a comfort or a bore,
My second, where you are, you may for comfort shut the door.
My whole will be a welcome guest
Where tea and tattle yield their zest.
Muff-in.
What’s the difference between a fish dinner and a racing establishment? At the one a man finds his sauces for his table, and in the other he finds his stable for his horses.